Name: Max Aronow  Birthday: July 22, 1997 Birthplace: Philadelphia, PA Height: 5 foot something or other Weight: 120lbs Instrument Played in Deuteronomy: Guitar and Vocals Grew Up: Mt. Laurel, NJ Can Speak: English, German, basic Russian Distinguishing Marks: Looks a lot like Harry Potter Ambitions: in the process of being realized Turn-Ons: Jokes, pizza, internetting, and listening to vinyl all night long. Turnoffs: Losing all my money in online poker, broken guitar strings, scratched vinyl. Favorite clothing: anything that fits, preferably furry. When I get stressed out I: Tweet at an exponential rate. My best feature is my: ability to make mostly anyone laugh Lucky charm: Gold jewish star necklace The coolest thing I ever did was: never met Nicki Minaj. How to get my attention: Wave around a lot of money while dancing naked with free cheeze. Musical influences: Mike Doughty and Soul Coughing, The Doors, Blind Melon, and Soundgarden Also known as: Theguitarman, Maxwell, Cosmo Periwinkle Motto: "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!" - Banana Man Joined the band: Original member, September 2009. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Dmitriy Prokopovich  Birthday: April 19, 1996 Birthplace: Almaty, Kazakhstan Height: 6ft Weight: 153lbs Instrument Played in Deuteronomy: Drums Grew up: Gibbsboro, NJ Can speak: English, Russian Distinguishing Marks: Really weird facial expressions at all times. Ambitions: I want to groove my ass off. Turnons: Technical music, Ping Pong Turnoffs: Country music Favorite Clothing: Birthday suit When I get stressed out I: Bang the drums My best feature is my: Femur Lucky charm: 1 leaf clover Coolest thing I ever did was: Climb on top of a giant rock above the ocean. How to get my attention: Say a joke Musical Influences: Led Blimp Also Known As: Dima, Dmka, DP, D, Banana man. Motto: “You can poop and pee but never kill a tree.” - Dima Joined the band: July 2012 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Keith Aaron Steinberg  Birthday: April 23, 1994 Birthplace: Marlton, NJ Height: 5'7 Weight: 200lbs Instrument Played in Deuteronomy: Bass Grew Up: Mount Laurel, NJ Can Speak: Jibberish Distinguishing Marks: Facial hair Ambitions: To be a musician that makes music that people will like Turn-Ons: My girl Turnoffs: Everyone and everything else Favorite clothing: American Eagle, Vans When I get stressed out I: Play music. My best feature is my: eyes Lucky charm: My grandfathers desk in my room and my Cooperstown ring The coolest thing I ever did was: I’m in Deuteronomy, aren’t I? How to get my attention: Loud, catchy music. Musical influences: Pearl Jam, Morphine, Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin Also known as: Rocketdog, Original Tart, Bassboy Motto: “even if you get it wrong but know how, it's better than getting it right knowing nothing” - Keith Steinberg Joined the band: January 2013--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cast behind the scenes: "Gentleman" Scott Buck - Official Photographer / Roadie / Band Best Friend. The prettiest cineast. He unknowingly ran for class president. He came in second. "Uncle" Cliff Gonshery - Webmaster. He's Max's Uncle. He's awesome. "Nanny" June Gonshery - Band Morale-Booster. She's Max's Grandmother. She's Awesome. Jacob DeBlecourt - Resident joke supplier. Has been to, like, every Deuteronomy show since the beginning of the earth. And for that, we're doubly grateful. Andrew "Produce-Boy" Palais - Producer, engineer, mixer, and master-er for COSMONAUT LP and INFINITE FIELDS. The 4 in 1 man.
Patrick Donoghue - That dude from Thirty Five to Philly.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Notable Deuteronomy alums:
- Julian Scanlan (bass/vocals, 2009 - 2012). Better known as Slushii nowadays. Left after album #1 to pursue electronic music. Currently an independent solo artist based in Los Angeles, signed to Monstercat Records.
- Topher Farmer (Drums, 2009 - 2012). One of the original 2 founding members, along with Max Aronow. Left after album #1 due to creative differences. Currently studies physics at Rutgers University, New Jersey.
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